Today’s hip, modern Greek Gods need new domains.
War, love, the sea—sooo 400 B.C.
Create a new Greek God that can help with something relevant.
I am Agroteids, Goddess of Croutons and Scrutiny
God Me
~ via The Generator Blog ~
09 Thursday Apr 2009
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Today’s hip, modern Greek Gods need new domains.
War, love, the sea—sooo 400 B.C.
Create a new Greek God that can help with something relevant.
I am Agroteids, Goddess of Croutons and Scrutiny
~ via The Generator Blog ~
woo said:
This made me laugh soooooooo much, thank you!
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mudhooks said:
Atletra, Goddess of Christopher Walken Impressions and Blind Dates
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Blues Shark said:
Erytus, Goddess of Loose Cannons and Foreign Objects in Food.
Which is kind of appropriate, as one of the furballs was being ill yesteday with vomiting and a dire-rear. Recovered this morning, but of course the planned visit to the vet has been cancelled already.
Hmmm…
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bigbadjohnnyp said:
Charitio, Goddess of Pest Control and Ruined Weddings
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silverstar98121 said:
I do not wish to be Plouterpe, God of Pork and Reruns. I would prefer to be the goddess of pork and beans.
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mudhooks said:
If you press “God Me” again, you can be redeified…
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healingmagichands said:
Aesculapomos, God of Roadside Assistance and Sex Before Marriage
Seems particularly appropriate, somehow.
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dragonqueen said:
I don’t wanna be
Enyalonos, God of Beef Gravy and Incontinence
😦
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Beth said:
Calypos, Goddess of Blackouts and Half-Assed Efforts
To a T, folks, to a T.
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dragonqueen said:
I think I like today’s bid somewhat better
Pleioeus, God of Affordable Housing and Little White Lies
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Timothy (TRiG) said:
Vespaestus, God of Grammar and Parallel Parking
(I don’t drive.)
TRiG.
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Big Bad Johnny P said:
Today I am:
Demae, Goddess of Uncontrolled Intersections and Unexplained Stains
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silverstar98121 said:
Today I am:
Polyuns, Goddess of Staplers and Burritos
How did they know?
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azahar said:
Spooky, innit? 🙂
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zeusiswatching said:
Suvina, the goddess of gas guzzler drivers
Hybrinius, the god of hybrid car owners.
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azahar said:
Methinks you made those ones up yourself, Zeusie. 🙂
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zeusiswatching said:
I get to create Olympians.
Saltinia, the goddess of crackers.
Boozonius, the god of moonshiners (Bacchus is still in charge of wine).
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azahar said:
“I get to create Olympians”.
Of course you do, dear…
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Kali said:
Niodes, Goddess of Blackouts and Grilled Cheese
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John said:
Eurycleus- God of the lost cause of eating healthy
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Sima said:
LOL! XD
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Sima said:
Hmm let me see I know goddess of me XD (Love to be self you know)
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