The mind reels …
Some recent search engine terms used that somehow found my blog:
- do they call me angus
- snowmen dressed as police
- lettuce + fritter
- a prostitute walks into a bank
- science olympics eatable car
And my personal favourite: 😕
- e5511a28f756cec71a0ee15785fdbee65f9caf42
I’ve had nothing that exciting, unless you count “nipple” and “bottom”. Some people have all the fun!
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Absolute classics!
I haven’t had anything exciting recently. Too many politics entries probably.
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I still don’t think you can beat my “turkish pussy” or “greasy baps”.
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Okay, you win (so far) Edward! 😉
I actually do know why ‘lettuce + fritter’ got here, just not sure why anyone would ever be looking for that. And ‘do they call me angus’ clearly relates to the sadly forgotten and abandoned jokes post.
But what’s with that last one? Any ideas?
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Two new ones today!
“painting over vanished cabinets”
“creme egg nog au four Ricardo”
I also wonder how you’d paint over vanished cabinets …
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I’ve had people looking for prune recipes, and for information on Ivan the Terrible (of course). There was also someone looking for terracotta chickens.
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No doubt they were hiding in the vanished cabinets.
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The New Zealand cabinet, perhaps. Today, someone searching for ‘New Ziland Gouvernement’ [sic] ended up at my blog.
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Another good one today:
“eels for cisterns”
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I didn’t even know cisterns needed eels, or that eels were in favour of cisterns. You learn something every day.
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Today, someone found me by searching ‘I don’t mind anything will do’. Well, I hope they had fun.
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“SOCKRUSH”
😕
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Yesterday I had someone looking for ‘prune + yoghurt recipes’. Fabulous.
There was also someone looking for ‘good things done by Ivan the 4th’. Good luck with that one, mate.
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