Local Woman Finds “GOD” in Eggplant
Felicia Teske and her husband put aside that slice of eggplant. But with the rest of it they had for dinner, which they say was simply divine.
Not much more to say, is there?
talk about omnipresent!
14 Tuesday Aug 2007
Posted in food & drink, humour, religion, weird
casa azahar 
“This is my body”? I prefer bread.
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I think you’re confused, Rain. That was Son of Eggplant.
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Those mini ones they sell in Indian markets? Wow, Jesus is multiculti!
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I wonder what the accent means over the O?
Call me GODE I tell you! I’m sick and tired of having people mispronounce my name so that it rhymes with Dog or Gob! I’m a GODE – spelt GÓD!
Or maybe it’s an umlaut: GOEDE – He’s prononunced GOEDE!
You can see the religious wars starting already..
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Maybe just Goethe mispelled…
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…or it’s Swedish!
God means good.
It’s just an ad telling that this eggplant is good to eat…
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“Those mini ones they sell in Indian markets?”
Nope. Son of Eggplant is clearly a bread product, Rain. Just look at how often He and His saintly followers turn up on bagels, pieces of burnt toast, etc.
“I’m a GODE – spelt GÓD!”
Would that be the Inspector Clousseau pronunciation, Woodpigeon? Do you think this Gode bites?
Apparently there are plenty of holy fruit & veg arifacts out there (thanks Edward 🙂 ).
Signs of Allah Archive
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“…or it’s Swedish!
God means good.”
Clearly those OT scholars messed up the translation, dq. God means good = God is good … boy those revisions are going to cost a fortune!
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I am God! I am omnipotent! I am Swedish…
Now I must get my message out! What shall I do? Write it in the skies? Cause the galaxies to collide? Bring the mountains to their knees? No. Forget all that. I’ll write my name in an eggplant. That’ll have ’em quaking!
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Or at least grilling and adding You to sauces …
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Holy Moussaka!
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Jesus on toast
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Holy cow! The Hindus are in on the act, too. Look at these sacred biscuits.
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Remember the nun bun?
Christmas thief steals ‘Nun Bun’
I mean, how can you not laugh?
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Hmmm. I might have read that as “goo.” Which would be a more cryptic thing to find written.
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