
12 Step Recovery Program For Blogging Addicts
- I will have a cup of coffee or tea in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the blog.
- I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
- I will get dressed before noon.
- I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the blog.
- I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are internet-deprived.
- I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the internet and resist the urge to ask them what they think I should blog about next.
- I will read a book… if I still remember how.
- I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear my lastfm music.
- I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email or to check my blog stats.
- I will try and get out of the house at least once a week and socialize with people who do not blog, if it is necessary or not.
- I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy blogging for adsense pennies.
- Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and that the blog will always be there tomorrow!
Hey, I’m already doing 3 (well, usually), 7 (a little every day!), 8 (what’s lastfm?), 10 (the ‘ladies’ are making sure of that) & 11 (got nothing to balance), so that means I’m okay … doesn’t it?
How about you?
~ swiped from timethief long after I should have been in bed ~
Hi there,
I figured I best come and see what you swiped. Just joking. Best wishes for happy blogging. 🙂
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Yikes – who put the webcam in my room and stole my life?
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I don’t wanna! You can’t make me! Well…maybe one or two of these…
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Thanks timethief – I reckon 5/12 ain’t bad.
What life, Archie?
Hello and welcome to casa az, gnukid. What? Addicted already?
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how do you eat cereal with a knife and fork?
🙂
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I feel like I’m addicted to blogging, but I guess I’m not really since I’m doing 11 out of the 12. The only one I am not donig is the one about housework. But I have long been a very bad housekeeper. It is at the bottom of the list after EVERYTHING else. Now, someone should do the 12 step program for gardening addicts. That would probably catch me!
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