Your New Years Resolution is…
Spend more time on the internet

Just think of all the unchartered territory out there. So many blogs to read. So many YouTube videos that remain unwatched. So many web games not yet played. So many Ebay auctions to watch. Let this be the Year of the Web!

New Years Resolutions that you can keep!
(swiped from Archie)

I think I can manage that. Well, except for web games & ebay auctions.
Though I actually agree with this BBC article:
Resolutions “Bad For Your Health”