Geez, how do I miss these things? They’re going after the “I’m on a horse” guy from Old Spice. They would have completely nailed it if the fireman would have a) mentioned his hose and b) said, Hey, Girl. Welcome to Meme Central! Way funny, and now I’m going to the store for lime-ade.
Thanks for posting this. 🙂
As someone who actually dated a guy who was obsessed with fire trucks… and whose friends in the fire buffing line were often jakes themselves… I am here to tell you this is as highly subjunctive as things can get.
These guys all marry pasty women who collect Beanie Babies and spend all their social time talking about Federal-Q’s, throwing the stick, and whose chili makes you fart the most.
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Geez, how do I miss these things? They’re going after the “I’m on a horse” guy from Old Spice. They would have completely nailed it if the fireman would have a) mentioned his hose and b) said, Hey, Girl. Welcome to Meme Central! Way funny, and now I’m going to the store for lime-ade.
Thanks for posting this. 🙂
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A kitten makes everything better…still not convinced about the beer, though.
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As someone who actually dated a guy who was obsessed with fire trucks… and whose friends in the fire buffing line were often jakes themselves… I am here to tell you this is as highly subjunctive as things can get.
These guys all marry pasty women who collect Beanie Babies and spend all their social time talking about Federal-Q’s, throwing the stick, and whose chili makes you fart the most.
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Not sure about subjuntive, but it’s very tongue in cheek.
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If only.
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Best part of the beer is that he’s not wearing his shirt while pooring it…
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That bit made me laugh out loud. 🙂
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I’d drink one if he was pouring…
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