Behold! my masks have arrived! I wore this to Walmart and Petco today. When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up.
I want one!
Until a couple of days ago I had no idea who Jürgen Klopp was (FYI German professional ex-footballer, now manager of Premier League club Liverpool – more images here). Then I came across this brilliant thread on Twitter by British comic Laura Lexx @lauralexx that had me laughing out loud for the first time in days. Do yourself a favour and check it out…
Whether you like it or not, the Christmas season is being thrust upon us. I admit that even I was a bit irked when I saw decorations up in El Corte Inglés IN OCTOBER, but now that December is nigh I’m actually getting quite excited for the city Christmas lights to be turned on (next Friday) and otherwise enjoying all the things I enjoy about this holiday. So I thought I would share some sound advice from the fabulous Fascinating Aida for all of you who insist on not liking Christmas. Can’t hurt, might help… 😉