Sometimes the banalities of life just don’t make for solid Twitter status updates. Add a little mystery and confusion with the Twitter Status Generator.

I must admit that I still haven’t really got the hang of my Twitter page yet. But this looks like fun and the above tweet was scarily accurate. A few other generated tweets I liked were:

Curiously hurt and floating with fish sticks.
Happily snuggled and staring at extinction.
Near hungry and sharing the point of existence.

What did you get?

Twitter Status Generator

~ via The Generator Blog ~