While some of your behavior is quite normal…

Other things you do are downright strange

You’ve got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you’re a realist.

You see what’s screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what’s right.

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days – and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present – and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.

Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.

A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they’re happy to give it to you.