Hmmm . . .
| You scored as A classic novel. Almost everyone showers praise upon you for your depth and enduring relevance. According to your acolytes, everything you say is timeless, erudite and meaningful. Of course, none of them actually listen to you. Nobody listens to you at all, but it’s fashionable to claim you as a friend. Fond of obscure words, antiquated notions and libraries, you never have a problem finding someone to hang out with. The fact that they end up using you to balance their kitchen tables is an unfortunate side effect, but you’re used to being used for others’ benefit. Oh the burden of being Great.
Your Literary Personality |
Yet another one stolen from raincoaster! 
casa azahar 
I’m a classic novel too. Big surprise. What answers do you have to give to be the back of a froot loops box, I wonder?
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This sounds a bit like me except for “communicating in the international language of pictures”; not even sure what that means.
You scored as A coloring book.
Children love you–and so do many adults. They find you approachable, simple and friendly, all of which perfectly describe you. Instead of throwing big words around, you communicate in the international language of pictures. In order to be as open as possible, you present yourself simply, allowing those around you to customize you to their liking. Sometimes this results in you turning into a primitive masterpiece, and other times you resemble a schizophrenic’s daydream. So long as the one talking to you understands you, you’re happy. Zen and the art of crayon-sharpening.
A coloring book 57%
An electronics user’s manual 46%
The back of a froot loops box 43%
A classic novel 43%
A college textbook 43%
A paperback romance novel 29%
Poetry 18%
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I scored as a ‘paperback romance novel’, which is bollocks!!!!
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Well it certainly nailed newmania. I did several quizzes last night before picking this one. I always leave out the ones that don’t give me the result I want. There was one “which female literary figure are you?” and I was Elizabeth Bennett, like 45% of people who took the test. Puh-leeze! As if I’m going to post a test where I’m the same as everyone else!
Wonder if anybody’s been an electronic user’s manual?
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I’m apparently poetry:
You scored as Poetry.
Ever since you started talking, people have been mispronouncing your name. They can’t quite get the hang of your herky-jerky nature, always stuttering and wincing. It’s not that you’re ugly; you are frequently considered quite beautiful if occasionally pretentious and overblown. Despite all these setbacks, you are a very, very popular person. People like to share you with their friends, knowing full well that neither they nor their friends understand you–but they remain confident that the gesture was both genuine and complementary. We know better, but we can also rhyme ‘effulgent’.
Poetry 68%
A coloring book 43%
A college textbook 36%
A classic novel 32%
The back of a froot loops box 21%
An electronics user’s manual 21%
A paperback romance novel 21%
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Oops… I’d meant to say that I don’t think that sounds like me at all!
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I’m a classic novel too. H’mmm.
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Zen and the art of crayon-sharpening. Yep, me too!
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I took it and came up as A coloring Book, 64%, followed by a classic novel, 61%. Makes me wonder just what the criteria is… 😉
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I got a college textbook…but the description was way off. Just b/c I like knowledge doesn’t mean I’m boring and people hate me!
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