Subtle Energy Harmonizing Device
This instrument harmonizes disturbed subtle energy patterns of an cat. It depends upon radionic, shamanic and dowsing principles. Its effectiveness depends on your confidence in your efforts, your degree of focused intent, and your dowsing ablities.
I dunno … it’s either this or the psychic facelift. What do you think?
~ found over at nursemyra’s ~
casa azahar 
haha… Im glad you used this, such a brilliant idea needs more advertising 🙂
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It is VERY funny.
Cats. So endlessly amusing.
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disturbed subtle energy patterns of an cat
Isn’t that redundantly describing cats in general? Az, I’d go with the psychic makeover…
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If you stroke your kitty a certain way, an electrical charge is produced.
Hi Nurse! 😉
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I agree with gnukid. Cats never appreciate anything you do for them anyway, so the psychic facelift makes a lot more sense.
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Not only redundant but bad grammar, gnukid. An cat?
I usually find that refilling the food dishes takes care of any feline disharmony (usually vocal but sometimes I get this).
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hi Ian! whose kitty are you stroking?
🙂
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Does it also harmonise the disturbed subtle energy patterns of its inventor’s bank account?
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Kind of like a Ouija board then.
As for the psychic facelift, I think I’ll just try smiling more. 🙂
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you’ll be all smiles next month when ‘the girls’ hit your town 🙂
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I like the use of the word ‘subtle’, here taken to mean ‘unnoticeable because not present’.
Nice 🙂
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