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My Fortune Cookie told me: Flee at once, all is discovered. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune |
(raincoaster beat me to it.)
miss fortune’s cookies
12 Friday Jan 2007
Posted in fun stuff, miscellany
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“Roadsigns are plotting against you.”
…like the one in LA Story???
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‘A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.’
Now I have a mental picture of someone testing the truth of that statement. (The pigeon looks mortally offended, which is fair enough.)
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‘Your doctor is looking unsteady because he has been hitting the gin’
Which is fairly weird, because I was actually at the doctor’s yesterday… although my doctor is female and didn’t seem more than usually unsteady!
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“Excessive dedication to unwholesome pursuits threatens to puncture your self of wellbeing.”
I suppose my “self of wellbeing could” possibly do with being punctured.
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“All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.”
Good advice, that!
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“You are like an armchair – screaming, and full of sieves.”
I don’t get it???
We need to add the following phrase to all fortune cookies: “in bed”. So mine would be “You are like an armchair – screaming, and full of sieve… in bed.
And yours would be “Flee at once! All is discovered … in bed!”
HA HA!!
–L
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My fortune cookie is Even Worse when I add those words. Oh dear oh dear…
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What are those road signs doing in my bed?
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” Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. ” Adding “in bed” would only make it worse! 8)
Sigh. I’m learning so much these days — I have discovered that one cannot get squiffy on a couple of wine spritzers…
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No, that’s not drinking, that’s just sulking. 😉
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Try a couple of gin spritzers on an empty stomach.
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NOT gin … never gin!!!
At the moment Nog and I are off to wander about on our last evening in Barcelona … I think alcohol will turn up at some point, but NO GIN.
This is due to an unfortunate incident with lemon gin when I was 14 years old – can’t bear to even smell the stuff since then.
Also, we’re not sulking. 😉
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Today’s fortune cookie said – “If you never look out of the window, you will not see the llama until it is too late”.
Like, who doesn’t know that!
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Hmmm, mine today is:
“Stir your tea widdershins and the sugar will not settle.”
Since I had a very financially trying day today, this makes no sense at all…
And I wasn’t sulking, I was in a Bluezz bar, with the wine spritzers — very pricey ones, I might add. 😕
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My Fortune Cookie told me: You would do well to remember that radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
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Mine said “Never taunt a mammoth with a fruit pastille.”
This is not a fortune. This is a proverb.
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Ooooo! Today mine says:
“A few hours grace before the madness begins” … in bed!!
HA HA
–L
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