A few wonky smiley alternatives . . .

• {:-) User wears a toupee.

• }:-( Toupee in an updraft.

• :-[ User is a vampire.

• :-E Bucktoothed vampire.

• :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

• -:-) User is a punk rocker.

• -:-( Real punk rockers don’t smile.

• (8-o It’s Mr. Bill!

• d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

• C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

Can you think of any others?

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