The Maid of Honour
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honour. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”– and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect…so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
Your exact female opposite: Half-Cocked (RBSD)
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapour Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM)
CONSIDER: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.
The Online Dating Persona Test.
~ stolen from Alabaster Crippens ~
casa azahar 
So I wonder if this is the equivalent of “always a bridesmaid, never a bride” (those three marriages didn’t count 😉 ).
Also, I don’t think that being with someone just like yourself is such a good idea.
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Dating?
Um.
I’ll have to look that one up in the dictionary. It’s been a long time and I can’t remember all the details…
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Dating is something going on in english speaking western countries.
The rest of us act or react.
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Be afraid, be very afraid…
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy.
People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Your exact female opposite:
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divorcee.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Poolboy (RGSD)
CONSIDER: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.
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I’m a Battleaxe too 😀
Mr T must be wondering where I’ve hid the armoury
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
Your exact male opposite:The 5-Night Stand
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD)
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Who said you actually need to use any sharp objects… 👿
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Being The Battleaxe sounds like a lot more fun, but I did the quiz twice (changing a couple of answers)and still came out as Maid of Honour.
So maybe if Nog & I had actually dated we might not have ended up together?
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The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
Your exact female opposite:The NymphDeliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD : The False Messiah (DBLM)
CONSIDER : The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), or The Boy Next Door (RGLD)
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OMG! Noggin, I’m The Boy Next Door as well!
I trust I’ll evolve and not become the creepy Man Next Door. 😀
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships–as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact male opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph (DBSD)
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM)
How odd – that seems to have points which are spot on, and some which are miles out. Almost nothing in between.
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That’s better – I’m obviouslt not considered a spam artist any more 😉
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“How odd – that seems to have points which are spot on, and some which are miles out. Almost nothing in between.”
A bit like horoscopes.
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True enough – and for much the same reasons presumably.
Although I would imagine that this is supposed to based on some psychological factors, rather than just hokum.
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I’ve never visited this blog before but after today I’ll be back
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