My pirate name is:
Red Mary Rackham

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate.
You have the good fortune of having a good name,
since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham)
is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
Celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day
~ plundered from collecting tokens … Arrr!
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I be Mad Roger Flint, I be
Arr, this talk like a pirate thing be more fun than walking th’ plank. Arr!
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Dirty Mary Bonney
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I’m a black mary – are all the gals marys?
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Nay, lass. There be Jennys an’ Annes an’ Charitys too. What be yer surname, Black Mary?
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Red Tom Bonney
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Ahoy Red Tom Bonney! Are ye kin to Dirty Mary? Ye can be helpin Mad Roger wit th’ swabbin’ (either th’ decks or Mary, arr!).
I be wundrin’ – do ye oirish pirates say “faith an’ begorraaar”?
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After some ponderin’ it comes to me tha’ I don’t needs to be calling meself Red Mary Rackham and can use me own pirate name … azahaaar!
Mad Roger Flint be tryin’ to hablaaar pirate in Spanish – methinks he’ll be walkin’ th’ plank soon, aar!
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I got: Red Tom Flint
But I prefer Redbeard the Ravenous
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Aar, ye be Red Tom Flint an’ no bellyachin’ about what ye’d prefer or ye’ll be walkin’ the’ plank with Mad Roger … oi, you two scurvy dogs be related?
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Iron Tom Flint
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sorry – my pingback got screwed up – I’ll fix it later.
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Aarrr, be sure ye do…
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Azahar the Unflinching:
Not unless Iron Tom has Viking blood. (Piracy goes waaaay back, for us from the north.)
A coworker got the moniker “Keelhaul Rose.” There’s a name to shiver your timbers.
Thanks for the tip to the site, it hasn’t quite been yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (yet, anyway) but we’ve had fun here!
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Gaarr, it be a bit late in th’ day fer this instruction, but take heed!
How To Talk Like A Pirate Video
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Arrr, there be a lot of us Flints, there be.
“Keelhaul Rose” be a much afeared moniker, but it don’t be as bad as beein’ keelhauled, I can tell ye.
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Dirty John Flint Be I
har har harrrrrr
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Methinks ye cheated Johnny me lad, arr. Or it maybe be one o’ them coincident happenins that do occur at sea. What be it?
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Cheatin’ be what bein’ a pirate be all about. Right me hearties?
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Aar, ye be right, Mad Roger Flint, but don’t let it go te yer head. An’ get back te th’ swabbin’ – ye missed a spot, arrr.
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Cheated?! CHEATED?!
You scurvey scoundrel – it’s Davey Jones’ locker for ‘ee if’n ‘ee doesn’t keep a civil tongue in thy head!
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Am I going into spam again Az?
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Aar, that ye be. An’ there be no more fittin’ place fer mutinous bilge rats than th’ ol’ salt pork.
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This be a handy tool fer giving all ye grog-snarfing buckos a good tongue lashing, aar!
Pirate Insults
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Well
I’ll feed ye to the sharks, ye scrappy Pirate… Belay that talk!.
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