A little beach humour for you today. Not taken here, but it could have been. Lots of irregular bottoms in sight, as well as lots of bare breasts. But I am always swathed in my happy fish sarong and long baggy t-shirt. If I can convince myself I’m invisible I might actually take the plunge before I leave. But for now my feet are content with their daily walks in the sea…
casa azahar 
That one belongs on Engrish.com…
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I think pretty much every woman over 30 would fit in on that beach, I know I would 🙂
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Sorry, but my bottom is too irregular to be seen on any beach…
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Hilarious! I’m not sure irregular bottoms are allowed on some of Rio’s beaches, at least judging by the postcards.
So, tell me, do many women in Spain go topless at the beach? I’m trying to reconcile this with this information (from a page on traveling in Spain with a baby):
“Breastfeeding in public is not widely acceptable in prudish Spain. Some women, mainly holidaymakers, brave it but it is frowned upon. “
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I love that sign. Irregular bottoms of the world unite! What is a regular bottom, I wonder?
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I LOVE Engrish.com, Sled. 🙂
What’s actually refreshing is seeing all sorts of body types here. And most of the bare-breasted women are 40-50+ with their share of cellulite, and lumps rather than curves. And I think they look great, especially as they aren’t stupid like me and feel they have to cover up.
I wouldn’t recommend breast feeding in public in Seville, alejna. Very conservative mentality there. On the beach here it would probably be just fine.
Went out for cocktails tonight and watched the sunset from a rooftop bar with my friend Paloma, who arrived in Zahara a couple of days ago. My first conversation with another human (other than waiters) since last Friday! And then she made me go out and eat fabulous seafood with her …
Life is good.
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