Omg… on Monday I saw that four Instagram posts of mine had been flagged and “lowered in feed” because they “may not follow Community Guidelines”. I was invited to Learn More in Account Status. Always eager to learn off I went…

Check it out. These four posts apparently went against guidelines on hate speech or symbols (a bottle of manzanilla), on adult sexual solicitation (cuttlefish meatballs), more adult sexual solicitation (the facade of an Italian restaurant) and nudity or sexual activity (a sandwich). Wtf??

I mean, I could’ve understood them flagging the willy-shaped pavía, but these? Of course I have pleaded INNOCENT and my case is under appeal as we speak, but if you haven’t seen any of these deviant photos that have been suppressed by bots, go check them out and give them a LIKE (well, you know, only if you like that sort of thing). Us deviants gotta stick together.