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10. Climbing Clock – It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.

9. Wake Up Puzzle – You have to build the puzzle to make it stop.

8. Wake or Curse – You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you.

7. High Tech – This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.

6. Find The Pin – You need find the right pin to stop it’s ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.

5. Chicken and Egg Problem – The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.

4. GI Joe – You will wake to the sound of your commander’s wake up call. Don’t mess with it.

3. Floating Around – Will float around the room until you’ll catch it.

2. Kaboom – This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it’s ultra loud sound level.

1. Hide and Seek – The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you’re doomed.

I’m not actually sure if any of these are more annoying than two pesky cats wanting brekky at precisely 7am (weekends and holidays included).

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