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Around 5.5% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 31% LESS than other websites who took this test.
(shit, this is actually kind of embarrassing …)
~ via Frontier Former Editor ~
well, fuck me!
12 Saturday Apr 2008
casa azahar 
Well, I’ve got more manners than that, but I can work up a stream of obscenities for you later . . .
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personally, i like fuck me runnin’. 🙂
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And you were calling ME a wimp. 🙂
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Guess i’m a bit saucier over at the Trailer Park:
Around 23.1% of the pages on your website contain cussing. This is 157% MORE than other websites who took this test.
Fuck statistics…
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You have more manners than what, FFE? Since when?
Um, okey-dokey, toby… 🙂
Are you sure I didn’t call you a FUCKING wimp, ian? If not, I am seriously slipping.
Well, this is what kills me, daisy. I am often complained about over on h2g2 (a BBC site that actually has a profanity filter established) as being a foul-mouthed god-forsaken so-and-so, as apparently I am constantly ‘effing’ and ‘blinding’ this, that and whatever … even though we’re not allowed to do so over there.
Before the filter we used to be able to write stuff like “F**K YOU HAIRDO!”, but the BBC decided that – gasp! – people might figure out what the asterisked out letters were. So no more swearing over at Auntie’s.
And it seems I’ve also stopped swearing over here – in my very own blog home! Well, heck!
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“Fuck statistics…”
Honey, I told you … over 87.5% of statistics are made up on the spot! Now don’t forget that.
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Oh, why can’t I get to the cuss-o-meter? Maybe it is because of all the rain we’ve had around here. We have a lot of buried phone lines and when the ground is saturated the internet seems very slow. Oh what would be the point anyway, I’ll be my site is about zero percent on the cuss o meter anyway. Damn it.
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Well, what in fuck do you fucking expect? A direct fucking response to the rhetorical fucking question on the fucking title line of this fucking post?
Please interpret that as a purely rhetorical stream of obscenities.
Fucking A!
😀
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Okay, I’m amused. Here I was thinking “I hardly ever swear.” But I get an 80%! I think I tend to forget that many consider “ass” to be a swear word. I wonder what else they count? Because, hell, I hardly ever end up writing “fuck” or “shit.” But I write “crap” all the damn time. Oh, right. And “damn.”
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And “pants”, alejna. If they count that then I’m not surprised. But 80% seems awfully high. Hell, even FFE only got 42% (though I think he’s helped up my score). Maybe they also count “rats”?
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I think it must be “ass,” from “kick-ass women,” which is right in my sidebar. So if they consider it part of a given page, my number would be hugely inflated. (Though why it’s not 100%…)
This, of course, makes me want to try an experiment.
There was another quiz I did a while back that gave the basis of the rating, and listed the words considered. Did you ever do that one?
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Yep, did both those quizzes, alejna.
Got an R-rating on the life one and a G-rating on the blog one. Hmmm…
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