This morning I remembered l had laundry up on the line and checked my phone to see when it was going to rain today. Saw l had until 6.00 pm to get my clothes in. Then I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW and saw it was already raining. Duh.

I mean, l was sitting at my desk next to open balcony doors and didn’t think to LOOK OUTSIDE. And I only started using these (fabulous) evil devices just over ten years ago. What hope do people have who were introduced to them as toddlers?